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You Might Be An Android Fanboy If…


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#1 sismeiro

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Mensagem publicada 23 March 2010 - 08:27

Aqui fica um textozinho para a malta se identificar com e rir um bocado:

So, without further ado, I bring you, You Might Be An Android Fanboy If... * You find yourself pressing on the TV screen trying to add a widget. * You use Layers to find your second story bathroom. * You get into west side story style dance fights with iphone users. * You ask a woman what apps she comes with. * You have an android fan fiction involving a cross over with the smurfs and Steve jobs as Garagmel. * You own an Android T-shirt for each day of the week. * When asked your favorite celebrity, you say Cyanogen. * You dig down anyone on Digg crowing about their iPhone! * You Google on the loo (toilet). * You have Android bed sheets. * You sell your soul to get an N1 because all the cool kids have one. * You actually use Google Wave. * You see little droids in your dreams. * You yell at people buying apples in the grocery store. * You never had to jailbreak your phone just to make a phone call. * Your first time turning on your Nexus One was booting into the bootloader. * You think trix are for green robots. * You're an electirc sheep. (I like this one, good job. --Scotty) * You still willingly use a G1. * You read the android guys app more than you work. * You check AndroidGuys every day. * You bought an Android Pillow. * You can't wait to get up every morning to go to the market and update apps. * You're always showing your iPhone friends things they can't do, and follow by saying,"But the iphone's good too!" so they dont feel bad. * You fantasize about floating widgets in the air. * You laugh when an iPhone user drops their precious. * You find that anything "Apple" irritates you. * You refuse to buy a product because the company has an iPhone app but not an Android app! * You pull out your android whenever you go near or in apple store * The first thing you touch in the morning an the last thing in the night isn't your girlfriend * You own more android phones than you do lines of service. * You have a bluetooth bud in one ear, an ear bud in the other and Google Maps running while driving down the road. * You just bought a cliq a month ago and you're still gonna buy a Nexus One. * You bleed green. * You wear your charger as a belt. * Fake G1 sciphones make your blood boil and send you into a DROIDRAGE!!! * You find your girlfriend less attractive due to her lack of metal parts and green skin.

Fonte: http://www.androidgu...droid-fanboy-2/

#2 r3pek

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Mensagem publicada 23 March 2010 - 08:43

sismeiro escreveu:

* You Google on the loo (toilet).

HAH! Guilty!

#3 sismeiro

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Mensagem publicada 23 March 2010 - 09:38

r3pek escreveu:

sismeiro escreveu:

* You Google on the loo (toilet).

HAH! Guilty!

Não deves ser o único nem deve ser a única coisa da lista que já fizeste. :D

#4 r3pek

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Mensagem publicada 23 March 2010 - 09:43

Só não quis entrar entrar em mais promenores :D